ICQ:  1469706                                         Favorite Beer: Miller Light
First name: Ken                                      Age: 34
Height: 5'11                                            Weight: 245
Marital Status: Married                          Smoker: No
Calling from: Austintown                       Type of Work: Engineer
Favorite Music: Sci-Fi Villian Themes    Favorite Movie: Plan 9 f/ OuterSpace
Favorite Foods: Pizza                             Favorite Pet: Freckles
Sexual Preference: Yes                                   Favorite Sport: Bedroom Golf
Alias(es): Smada Nek                                Favorite TV Show: 60 Minutes
Favorite Place: Computer Chair             Favorite Web Site:   The Dilbert Zone

Favorite Newsgroup: alt.sex.aluminum.baseball.bat 
Hobbies: Practical Alchemy

History:   Most of Racer's time is spent working as an engineer for General Electric and being a family man.  The old man of the clan, Racer's priorities became severely altered upon his marriage and subsequent birth of his child.  Rumors are that Racer doesn't even buy beer unless guests are coming over.  We don't understand this so we certainly don't expect you to.  As MonkEspank likes to say: "If you'd just gotten a blow-job, you wouldn't be married right now."