ICQ:  3333407                                            Favorite Beer: Sam Adams
First name: Brian                                       Age: 28
Height: 5'10                                               Weight: 185
Marital Status: Married                             Smoker: No
Calling from: Virginia Beach                     Type of Work:  Insurance
Favorite Music: Dirges                               Favorite Movie: Barbarella
Favorite Foods: Matzo Crackers                Favorite Pet: Queen
Sexual Preference: Anything That Moves   Favorite Sport: Bull Hockey
Alias(es): David Ruby                                   Favorite TV Show: CNN/FN
Favorite Place: New York City                   Favorite Web Site: JEW

Favorite Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gefullte.fish
Hobbies: Estate Planning

History:  Rubix is our veteran "crystal-dice" Dungeons & Dragons player.  When he finally made the transition to cyberspace, he mainly spent all of his time on AOL hot-chatting.  Eventually Rubix made his way to Doom2 where we fragged him endlessly.  Rubix always claimed the pistol was his favorite weapon because "you didn't have to look for it; you already had it."  Now, our only clan member with a 14.4 modem, Rubix spends most TF games healing the walls.  As MonkEspank likes to say: "How the hell can a manager leave Radio Shack with a $10,000 inventory loss and only have a 14.4 modem?"