10) Self-respecting clans wouldn't touch us.
 9) Chicks dig clan dudes.
 8) Natural cyber extension of our everyday Klan activities.
 7) Seven fewer people who will be fragging us.
 6) Thrown out of Jaycees for "repeated firearms violations".
 5) Someone told us it COULD be tax-deductible.
 4) Couldn't think of anything else to put on our webpage.
 3) Look for a job..?  Form a clan..?  Look for a job..?
 2) Clan initials make you SEEM better to others.
 1) Yet another reason to get together and drink!
 
 Top Ten reasons Quake is banned in Germany:

10) Not enough violence to satisfy German appetites.
 9) Spy has eerie resemblance to Adolph Hitler.
 8) Angry all classes didn't get gas grenade.
 7) "Quake" translates to "Nuremberg" in German language.
 6) Still trying to conquer 'dose peskee leemings'.
 5) "Carmack" sounds like a Jewish surname.
 4) Think the Q design is a blatant rip-off of Mercedes-Benz logo.
 3) Caved in to the "Religious Reich".
 2) After banning Heidi, it's all downhill from there..
 1) Germans are petty, small-minded, sore losers!