ICQ:  1478494                                         Favorite Beer:  Michelob
First name: Bill                                       Age: 26
Height: 6' 0                                             Weight: 250
Marital Status: Married                          Smoker: No
Calling from: Virginia Beach                  Type of Work: Fiber/Networking
Favorite Music: Porn Riffs                      Favorite Movie: Scarface
Favorite Foods: Seafood                         Favorite Pet: Chia Pet
Sexual Preference: Midgets                           Favorite Sport: Binge Drinking
Alias(es):  Death,  Blitz                              Favorite TV Show: Voyager
Favorite Place: Three Rivers Stadium      Favorite Web Site: ESPN

Favorite Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality 
Hobbies:  Whack-a-mole

History:  MonkEspank is the one, true clan "gamer".  He spends much of his time on the 'net in search of the latest new demo or some archaic shareware game.  He very well may have the largest computer game collection on floppy disks in the free world.  He was there at the beginning of the first-person action game with Wolfenstein.  He quickly mastered it and moved through the various Id games as they came out.  He was the acknowledged grand master of local Doom gaming, and certainly near the top in the rest of them - with the exception of Heretic.